This Finnish fantasy horror flick takes Santa Claus, that jolly old man we all love, and flips the sleigh upside down! We’re talking about a Santa who’s not there to check his list but to cause frosty frights. The movie follows young Pietari, a lad who discovers that the mysterious excavation near his village may have unleashed something far more sinister than just presents and ho-ho-hos.
Jalmari Helander, the director, crafts a frosty tale that’s equal parts spooky and hilarious, and it’s more about saving your skin than singing carols. With a unique blend of creepy atmosphere, frosty folklore, and a touch of ho-ho-horror, “Rare Exports” flips our snowy expectations of Santa right on its head!
The cast brings the wintry wonder to life. On top of Pietari’s young shoulders, we’ve got Onni Tommila bringing the frost-bitten heroism. And let’s not forget about Jorma Tommila as Pietari’s father, Juuso, a character who’s not just dealing with the holiday craziness but the icy menace stalking their village.
Now, let’s chill out for a second and appreciate the movie’s unique quirks and pun-tastic moments. From Santa-shaped silhouettes to a frosty interpretation of the North Pole’s big man, “Rare Exports” sleds down the hill of humor with a snowstorm of absurdity. It’s a snow-filled sleigh ride with a pinch of darkness and a dash of cheeky antics.
So, if you’re looking to escape the regular Christmas cheer and dive into a frosty fantasy that’s both fun and freaky, “Rare Exports” might just be the present under the tree you didn’t know you wanted. Bundle up, grab some hot cocoa, and get ready for a wintry whirlwind adventure that’s both chilling and charming!
Who knew Santa could be this cool… and by cool, we mean chilly!
As the last and final post of this wonderful assignment, I want to thank everyone who took the time to read these reviews. I couldn’t imagine having more fun with an assignment!
To finish this off, you’ll never know where you might find a delicious cinematic treat, so keep searching and always remember to enjoy the show!